Well, a lot of “S*&% my Jon Says” comes out of a semi sleeping phase. Last night we were going to bed and the baby was screaming her head off. Jon was trying to sleep, I was trying to sleep. Finally she calmed, I got back in bed, I rolled over and Jon sat up quickly feeling around on and in the bed. I asked him what was wrong and what he was looking for. He said “my blue, the blue thing, the pocket, my blue pocket, it protects. I bought it to protect.” I was able to have a conversation about this “blue pocket” and Jon began trying to tell me what it was and then lay back down and continued snoring. GLORIOUS.